why am i having a baby with a boy who is a hundred years younger than me

Why am I not getting married like you are supposed to do, or just waiting and being depressed about being single, or 'settling'. Well you see. I had a boyfriend forever. From 17 to 30. Then I was so bored with all that that I went mental and dumped him and ran away. We had this really nice live work space in the fashionable part of town. And I said 'no no no live work space in the fashionable part of town. No more being in the golden couple.' And then I ran away.

And when I was depressed I said 'Stupid Cynthia. It is not good to become single when you are 30 and apparently women become all disgusting and shrivelled and nobody wants them because they are past their sellby date, gone off like off milk, all mouldy and lumpy not fine and smooth and yum.'

But mostly I did not care because I did not want to have a baby or 'settle'. I wanted to go back and have sex with all the teenage boys I missed out on having sex with when I was younger because I was with the boy I fell in love with at 17.

So that is what I did.

Anyway then I got bored of that eventually. And then I decided that I really, really, wanted to have a baby.